Transcript from the MSN EHOW chat on 2/11/2000 from 8-9pm CST
<p>&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Tonight thanks to Ehow.com and DotComGuy.com, experience The DotComGuy Dating Game on MSN Live where three bachelorettes will vie to win a Valentine's Day Date with DotComGuy. Will it be Bachelorette #1, Andrea from Arizona, Bachelorette #2, Sharon from California or Bachelorette #3,  TJ from Oklahoma?.<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Tonight, help DotComGuy choose his Valentine's Day date and then find out what will happen on their very special Valentine's Day date!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : To allow you to experience the best possible chat event, this chat is in moderated mode. This means you will clearly be able to see DotComGuy's questions and the bachelorettes answers.<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Got a great/quirky/romantic/silly question that might help DotComGuy choose the lucky bachelorette? Whisper your question to Dish Diva and we'll give your questions to DotComGuy. You just might help him make what is sure to be a tough decision tonight!<br>
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&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : DotComGuy, great to have you back. You were first here last month. Can you tell the audience a little about yourself and about this event?<br>
dotcomguy00 : I'm doing great!  I'm glad to be back on msn for this great event<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Please help me welcome our bachelorettes tonight--<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Bachelorette #1, Andrea from Arizona, loves the beach, the feel of a warm breeze and the warmth of Tiki lights. She's into chocolate covered cherries, Mai Tai's and laughter. She says her most embarrasing moment was when she &quot;Pee-ed in my pants in the 4th grade.&quot;<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : bachelorette #1 please say hello to DotComGuy.<br>
andreaz61 : Hey Dot Com Guy!!!  OK. Put your seatbelt on, keep your hands inside at all times, and enjoy.  Oh.  And no smoking please.<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Good answer, bachelorette #1!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Here comes Bachelor #2!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Bachelorette #2, Sharon from California loves the island of Hawaii. Her idea of a romantic evening involves feeding each other macadamia nuts, slow dancing to &quot;Tiny Bubbles&quot; bathed in candelight and leis. She says her most embarrasing moment was actually purchasing a Don Ho CD.<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Sharon, please say hi to DotComguy!<br>
sharonm83 : Aloha! DotDreamComBoy, I'm sending you a hello as warm as the Hawaiian Islands and as BIG as Dallas!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Bachelorette #3,  TJ from Oklahoma, loves Texas two steps, a good barbecue and cold beer. She'll just as soon teach a man a few  dancing moves as she would present him one romantic yellow rose. She says her most embarrassing moment was when she was &quot;in a tanning closet at a health club, the curtain fell and I was dancing nude in front of everyone<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : TJ, please hello to DotComGuy!<br>
tjc77 : Howdy from Tulsa....got your boots on yet for some two steppin'<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : I can see this is going to be a tough choice, tonight, DotComGuy. Let's get started!<br>
dotcomguy00 : I'm ready<br>
dotcomguy00 : #1 What is your favorite web site?  (www.dotcomguy.com, www.ehow.com, and www.msn.com)<br>
Host Sysop_Tortue kicked dotcomguy00 out of the chat room because: Please do not display URLs<br>
sharonm83 : hulas to entertain the crowd<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : We'll be starting back up in just a moment!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Andrea, go ahead with your answer to DotComGuy regarding your favorite website<br>
andreaz61 : I have several favorite websites, DotComGorgeousGuy.  One is VictoriasSecret.com.  For obvious reasons...I'm going to have a date with you, right?  Lets' see.  Another one is Shocwave.com.  Another is EHow.com.  We've got to make Mai Tais, remember?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #2 same Question<br>
sharonm83 : DotComGuy.com, of course. I'm on the Internet all the time and whenever I can, I turn you on.<br>
DotComGuy00 : #3 same question<br>
tjc77 : DotComGuy.com also especially watching you live...Ehow.com, EBay.com and JobsToGo.com<br>
DotComGuy00 : #1 In your eHow you mention a Jacuzzi. But, what if I couldn't find one on the Internet that could be delivered in time?  What would we do?<br>
andreaz61 : Oh, that's not a problem.  My entire goal is to make sure DotComGorgeousGuy has a great time.  I'm sure we'd find more entertaining things to do.  Let's see...I could start by showing you what I bought from VS!  Well, maybe.  I'll keep you guessing first.<br>
DotComGuy00 : #2 In your eHow you topped off the evening with a Hawaiian Punch toast.  Are you a powdered mix or straight-from-the-can girl?<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : A little mystery is always good, Bachelorette #1!<br>
sharonm83 : I like my my men the same way I like my Hawaiian Punch, Straight and warm.<br>
DotComGuy00 : #3 You mentioned in your eHow that you need to remember to bring wet wipes to clean those messy fingers after eating BBQ.  If you did forget them, how would we improvise?<br>
tjc77 : do you remember those Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial...it'd be finger lickin' good!<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, and 3 :  People tell me I am &quot;verrrryy niiiccce.&quot;  How would your friends describe you?<br>
tjc77 : Crazzzzzyyyyy..adventurous..funny..very outgoing..loves a great Redneck joke<br>
andreaz61 : My friends would describe me as very attractive, someone who tries to get every possible joy out of life, enthusiastic, highly intelligent, passionate, sensitive, warm, caring, and most of all, someone who has a fantastic sense of humor.<br>
sharonm83 : My friends tell me that I am very nice, too. They think we'd make a perfect match.<br>
DotComGuy00 : verry niiccceee 1, 2, and 3<br>
DotComGuy00 : this one is for you all:  If I was a Valentine's Day Candy, what would you hope I would be?<br>
andreaz61 : A red candy-cane...you could have me for hours.<br>
tjc77 : An m&amp;m..it melts in you mouth not in your hands<br>
sharonm83 : Red Hots because you're sweet with a little kick  <br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Nice one Sharon!<br>
DotComGuy00 : #1 After this year of working out and getting buff, I'm thinking about becoming a professional wrestler. What do you think my new wrestler nickname should be?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #2 If you were an item available for me to purchase online, on what website would I find you?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #3 If during the date the DotCompound was burning down, what 2 items would you retrieve before fleeing?<br>
andreaz61 : DontConMeGuy.<br>
tjc77 : DotComGuy of course and my boots!<br>
DotComGuy00 : good answer<br>
sharonm83 : Well, certainly not at mailorderbrides.com (I hope) but I would probably be at SweetAsSugar.com<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, &amp; 3: People tend to recognize me even when I'm not wearing DotComGuy logowear. What's the most recognizable thing about you?<br>
sharonm83 : Your BIG Brain (and your large supply of credit cards)  <br>
andreaz61 : Well, if you're looking at me from behind...well, it's my rear-end.  If you're looking at me from the front, I'd say my eyes.<br>
tjc77 : My boots and my big belt buckle!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Want to help DotComGuy choose his Valentine's Day Date? Send us a question for DotComGuy and we will add it to the queue!<br>
DotComGuy00 : #1  : When the temperature drops I like to road trip to the slopes.  If we were snowed in during a winter ski trip, what web site could we visit to turn up the fire?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #2 :  My life has changed quite a bit since the beginning of the year.  What aspect of my current life is the most intriguing to you?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #3 : Since it is obvious I can't 'take you out'...if the role was reversed...how would you make an evening romantic and meaningful without ever leaving the house?<br>
andreaz61 : www.Message.com<br>
andreaz61 : Oops.  I meant www.massage.com<br>
sharonm83 : When you ask me to come over for dinner, I know that you will actually have waited at home all day for me. But the best part is that you won't seem pathetic.<br>
tjc77 : You could turn down the lights, bring me a cold one, put on some Garth Brooks and cruise the internet.<br>
DotComGuy00 : I like that #2.  Good answer<br>
sharonm83 : thanks DotComCutie  <br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, and 3 : It drives me nuts when Len speaks in his fake &quot;Hollywood&quot; voice.  What personal habit of others really irritates you?<br>
tjc77 : whiney people bother me the most<br>
andreaz61 : DotComGuy, you would never have a habit that would drive me nuts.  You drive me nuts!!!!!<br>
DotComGuy00 : #1 : If you could kidnap me where would you take him and what would you do?<br>
sharonm83 : twitching, scratching, people with slow loading sites and people who make a DoS on Major sites<br>
DotComGuy00 : #2 I am chatting with loads of people from all around the world, from Tokyo to Tasmania, and everywhere in between. If you could move to any part of the world and chat with me for the rest of the year, where would you go?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #3 I'm the emcee of the Miss Internet pageant, and you are one of the finalists. Miss Bachelorette, if you could change one thing about the World Wide Web, what would it be and why?<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : To see the video of DotComGuy in this chat, open another browser and go to http://www.dotcomguy.com To learn more about tonight's three finalists, go to http://www.ehowfun.com/entry.htm#one<br>
tjc77 : I most definitely would change being spammed with unsoliciated emails.<br>
sharonm83 : The Mauna Loa Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii (The Rockfellers built it)<br>
DotComGuy00 : thanks tjc<br>
DotComGuy00 : I hate spam!<br>
andreaz61 : Great question.  I'd take you to Paris!  It's romantic and I would kiss you passionately under the Eifel Tower.<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, 3: I'm a big fan of Christina Aguilera. If you were on a private island and only had one wish to be granted by a &quot;Genie in a Bottle,&quot; what would that one last wish be?<br>
andreaz61 : I need another question!<br>
tjc77 : To have unlimited wishes to be granted by you<br>
sharonm83 : A Sailboat equipped with a wireless modem<br>
andreaz61 : Sharon, who needs a modem.  He'll be too occupied with me!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : ooooo!!!!<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, and 3:  I'm a big fan of Christina Aguilera. If you were on a private island and only had one wish to be granted by a &quot;Genie in a Bottle,&quot; what would that one last wish be?<br>
DotComGuy00 : LOL #1<br>
sharonm83 : andrea, play nice<br>
DotComGuy00 : just kidding  <br>
DotComGuy00 : 1,2, &amp; 3: I have always been a big fan of the Hall of Justice and Saturday morning Superfriends. In the style of your favorite SuperHero, tell me how you would save me from my neighbor, Twilley.<br>
sharonm83 : I would wrestle him to the ground with my Magic Lariat. Because I'd be just like WonderWoman! Then take you away in my invisible jet to paradise!<br>
andreaz61 : You.  What more would I need?  I'd have a great looking, intelligent guy.  If you couldn't be there...well, I think I would want my laptop so I could at least watch you.  Of course, it would need infrared or microwave capability.<br>
tjc77 : WonderWoman with her boots on....to the RESCUE with her truth-telling lasso rope...No more worries about Twilley...I'd send him to hell and back.<br>
DotComGuy00 : #1:  Sometimes it can get pretty lonely here at the DotCompound. What would you order for me online to keep me company and remember you by?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #2: If chosen as the DotComDate, would you consider marrying a guy with no first or last name?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #3: Obviously, this year is something unlike anything I have ever experienced. What's the one thing you would like to do, but have never done?<br>
sharonm83 : I'd have to have lunch with his Mother first, to make sure she approves  <br>
tjc77 : I've always wanted to bungie jump...it I did would you be there for me with a yellow rose?<br>
andreaz61 : A big, lovable golden labrador.  Like me, it loves to cuddle, be affectionate, and has golden blonde hair/fur.  (I have hair.  The dog would have the fur.)  Dogs are extremely good friends and loyal, too, like me.<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, &amp; 3: If I was a computer, what part of me would you favour???<br>
tjc77 : your hard drive of course!<br>
andreaz61 : The HARD drive.  And memory.  You'll want it after our date...<br>
sharonm83 : If you were a computer, what part of you WOULDN'T I favor? I am a (cute) computer geek and I am proud! I just   computers.<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, &amp; 3: I love unsual talents. What is your most unusual talent?<br>
sharonm83 : Being able to secure your website<br>
andreaz61 : Kiss me...and find out.<br>
tjc77 : I can roll my tongue<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, &amp; 3: If I get bored, what would you bring me to keep me busy?<br>
tjc77 : A DotComDog of course<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : To allow you to experience the best possible chat event, this chat is in moderated mode. This means you will clearly be able to see DotComGuy's questions and the bachelorettes answers.<br>
sharonm83 : That cute little Sony Robotic Dog to play with you and your pup.<br>
andreaz61 : A CD-ROM of me that has many, many photos.  That way, when I'm gone, you'll can look at me whenever you wish.  I'd also give you a GPS unit in case you get lost in that big town house of yours.<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, &amp; 3: Twilley and the gang always seem to keep me in stitches here at the DotCompound. What makes you laugh?<br>
sharonm83 : ether<br>
sharonm83 : For those not 'in the know' that's Laughing Gas<br>
tjc77 : any of the &quot;you know your a redneck&quot; jokes<br>
andreaz61 : I love Seinfeld, Frasier, and dry humor with a little sarcasm.  I find the fun and humor in ALL things.  You would make me laugh, I know.  And me, you.<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, &amp; 3: What is your favorite game that we could play together?<br>
sharonm83 : Twister<br>
tjc77 : Quake and Hearts<br>
sharonm83 : good answer tjc77!<br>
andreaz61 : Mother-May-I?<br>
DotComGuy00 : 3 very niiiccceee answers!!!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : And here is tonight's final question, Bachelorettes.<br>
DotComGuy00 : 1, 2, &amp; 3: If you are chosen as my DotComValentine, what is the one gift you woul dwant to recieve from me?<br>
andreaz61 : Thanks DotComGuyHUNK.  You're the best.  Hey, by the way.  I've already won talking to you!<br>
Host TurboStaff kicked CapriirpaC out of the chat room.<br>
andreaz61 : Being with you is the only gift I would want.<br>
sharonm83 : The $1500 ... hahaha, just kidding. This whole chat has been great. Here's a   on the cheek for now and maybe a real one later<br>
tjc77 : I don't want to receive anything from you...I want you to sit back and enjoy the evening.....Keep your boots on cowboy!<br>
DotComGuy00 : LOL<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : DotComGuy, you have a tough choice ahead of you. Do you need to take a moment to select your DotComValentine?<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Will it be bachelorette #1?<br>
DotComGuy00 : Well...<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Bachelorette #2?<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Or Bachelorette #3?<br>
DotComGuy00 : #1 had a great answer to the pet question: A big, lovable golden labrador.  Like me, it loves to cuddle, be affectionate, and has golden blonde hair/fur.  (I have hair.  The dog would have the fur.)  Dogs are extremely good friends and loyal, too, like me<br>
DotComGuy00 : and #2 would be a great Super Friend:  I would wrestle him to the ground with my Magic Lariat. Because I'd be just like WonderWoman! Then take you away in my invisible jet to paradise!<br>
DotComGuy00 : #3 and I are on the same wave length with her idea:  You could turn down the lights, bring me a cold one, put on some Garth Brooks and cruise the internet.<br>
DotComGuy00 : but...<br>
DotComGuy00 : I'm having a hard time deciding...<br>
DotComGuy00 : Just a sec...<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Drum roll. . .<br>
DotComGuy00 : I have to say that the answeer that won me over was:  My friends would describe me as very attractive, someone who tries to get every possible joy out of life, enthusiastic, highly intelligent, passionate, sensitive, warm, caring, and most of all, someone<br>
DotComGuy00 : which was made by #1<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Congratulations to Andrea!<br>
andreaz61 : I am so excited!! THANKS!! We'll have an absolute BLAST.<br>
DotComGuy00 :  <br>
sharonm83 : Congrats! Andrea! You had some really great answers.<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Andrea you and DotComGuy will be experiencing a tropical date with a reggae band, tiki torches, red bikinis and jacuzzis the DotComGuy-way.<br>
DotComGuy00 : I had a great time chatting with all of you!<br>
DotComGuy00 :  <br>
tjc77 : Congrats Andrea....ya'll have a good time now, ya hear!  Bye DotComGuy...thanks.<br>
andreaz61 : Hey!  You're a great sport.  Very classy of you tjc77...<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Thank you to everyone for participating in this event!<br>
Host TurboStaff kicked neoman out of the chat room.<br>
andreaz61 : By the way, DotComGuy...I bought $300 worth of red bikinis just to make sure I had the perfect one for our date...<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Thank you to our three finalists tonight- you are fabulous and you had great answers!<br>
sysop_tom : Good luck DotComGuy and Andrea<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : And thank you to Ehow for helping to make this event so much fun!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : DotComGuy, Andrea, best of luck on your date!<br>
DotComGuy00 : Thank you to Digital Dish Diva, MSN and eHow for making this possible!!!<br>
andreaz61 : Hey!  Hey!  I want you all to myself!  What's this 3 night stuff!  I'm not sharing, Boy!<br>
DotComGuy00 : This is going to be a blast!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; thinks:  Throws kisses to the audience!<br>
sharonm83 Catches a kiss<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : Andrea, DotComGuy, ho wabout throwing some kisses out to the audience?<br>
sharonm83 waits for more kisses<br>
andreaz61 : Kisses, Kisses, Kisses!!!  Watch and see if there are more to come on Monday night...<br>
DotComGuy00 : throws kisses to you all<br>
DotComGuy00 :  <br>
andreaz61 : Thanks DotComGuy!  And Dish Diva.  You're both awesome!  EHow.com and Msn.com has been great, too.  Thanks for all the work that went into this, guys!<br>
&quot;Dish Diva&quot; : You're welcome, Andrea. Have a great time!<br>